Как я отправлял посылку за границу

В общем, дело было так. Приходим мы на почту. А там на посылках девка молодая, высокая и тощая сидит вдалеке от окошка и с бумагами копается.
Спрашиваю — вы работаете? Она, не поднимая головы — работаем.
И дальше копается.
Я говорю — а посылку можно отправить? Она, все так же копаясь в бумагах — можно.
Кое-как я добился от нее внимания.
Пришла, спрашивает — куда? Говорю — в Казахстан.
Она — заполните 4 таможенных декларации. И дала стопку штук 50 бланков, формата А5.
Не, даже не А5, а А6. Ну, в 4 раза меньше чем А4.
Дала, и дальше копается. Заполнил как понял. Спрашиваю — так? Она, не поднимая головы — угу.
Минут через 5 оторвалась от бумаг, спрашивает, что отправлять будете?
Показываю диски. Молча подошла, взяла, ушла.
Через 10 минут вернулась с небольшим пакетом, перевязанным веревкой.
Заглянула в декларацию — а где имя-отчество, а где адрес, а где паспортные данные??
А там из полей — вот не поверишь — только поля «фамилия», «город», «улица» и «инн».
И пришлось в маленькую клетку «инн» влепить паспортные данные — номер, кем и когда выдан.
Зато клетка подпись и дата в 4 раза больше поля «инн».
Все, грит, с вас 263,82.
Глянул в квитанцию, а там написано: «Заказной мелкий пакет». Пересылка «Наземная».
Ни тебе вопросов как, ни вопросов насколько срочно.
Вопрос «сколько посылка идти будет» был тупо проигнорирован.
Так что, Gelios, дружище, жди теперь посылку!

18.02.2010 · Ktf · 4 комментария
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4 комментария

  1. Sigidin - 18.02.2010

    Посылка из РФ (Владивосток) в Японию идет чуть больше двух месяцев. Расстояние — около 1000 км.

    Посылка из Шотландии в Японию идет 4 дня. Расстояние — 12К км.

  2. Ktf - 18.02.2010

    Нисколько не сомневаюсь в нашей почте. :-D
    Не удивлюсь, если из сибири в казахстан посылка пойдет через москву.

  3. Gelios - 19.02.2010

    с вероятностью в 99.99% именно так и будет :)

  4. Gelios - 18.02.2010

    запустил таймер :)

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